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This is Walt Disney again, sorry about this last post by our lead tormentor in the 2nd ring. He's new to Hell (he's a world-class dragon imported straight from medieval times) and he hasn't quite mastered the English language yet, but, man, he is a great tormentor. It was his idea that those people addicted to twitter (you know, those that tweet about every little thing, follow a million other people just so they can have a million followers, and misuse the hashtag) are squished into a confined space with all other Twitter sinners and forced to shout out loud what they would normally tweet. You can imagine how noisy and horrible it would get having millions of twitter addicts shouting their tweets out loud, not to mention the large amounts of spittle flying out of everyone's mouths as they shout and how sick smell of sweat pouring out of everyone's pores. Oh, and the resident dragon breathes fire out over the crowd every twenty minutes, but that usually seems to be the least of everyone's worries.
ReplyDeleteOh, it's me Walt again! I just forgot to mention that the picture of the dragon is, as you probably guessed, just a quick snapshot of the lead tormentor. He's so vain and is always taking selfies of himself breathing fire or eating people's heads or other such macho dragon stuff.
ReplyDeleteThis post has inspired us to take our punishments at Azkaban more seriously. What better way to drain the souls of men than to force them to constantly listen to the pointless tweets of others while trapped into an extremely cramped space? We will definitely be trying out this torture soon! (our old dementor's kiss thing is a bit outdated in these modern times)
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ReplyDeleteIt's me Walt again! Oh, and it appears that Justin Bieber and all his 45,469,681 followers are here in the second ring of hell. Apparently Justin has a total of 23,617 tweets! (no, he's not technically dead. He's one of those special cases where the sin is so great that the body is taken over by a devil and his soul is sent straight to hell. Perhaps that is why his music is so atrocious, it is really a devil singing!)
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